He's the most perfect guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, charming, and fun to hangout with. I love him so much♡
by Aestheticlystarry June 22, 2019

An alex will always make your heart melt with every little thing he does. Good luck being self conscious, because an alex will always do his best to make you see the good inside you, even when you can't see it yourself.
Alex will always push you to bring out the best of yourself, and be there for you when you can't.
With their incredible selfless personality, absolute amaizng looks, and most inelegant brain, an Alex makes the perfect boyfriend. theres no reason not to have him around.
Alex will always push you to bring out the best of yourself, and be there for you when you can't.
With their incredible selfless personality, absolute amaizng looks, and most inelegant brain, an Alex makes the perfect boyfriend. theres no reason not to have him around.
by Recycle noodle November 12, 2019

He will win against you in every aspect of life. Nothing you can do would compare to his greatness. He will steal your girlfriend and wife faster than you can think. His networth is up to 768 billion dollars. His stick is made out of pure metal and is 12 inches long.
by ALEXS 90th Girlfriend August 12, 2019

by KFC muncher (Chocolate man) October 11, 2022

A gay boy who sucks small pp but some how still chokes bc he has a weak throat and he is very veryyyy stupid, he has a clock head and got plastic surgery to fix it but it just made it worse
Alex is so stupid
by Mbruce March 2, 2020

Girl 1: Hey I hooked up with Alex last night ;). Best I've ever had!
Girl 2: No way! I've been trying for months! I envy you...
Girl 2: No way! I've been trying for months! I envy you...
by bigal10101 March 10, 2011
