invisible beef

Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.

a hater with an invisible beef

by Levi Royce January 4, 2014

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beef broganoff

The food of the bro.

One of these titles is required to consume or even glance upon beef broganoff:

Brogan
Broseph
Broohah

Other infidels are not worthy of the savory taste of beef broganoff.

Bro's mom: Hi honey
Brogan: Can we have my boy over for some chow?
Bro's mom: As long as it's not that friend you call "broohah", because we ran out of beef broganoff last night.

Brogan: seriously wtf. im hittin Broseph's place tonight

by Rogaine (Joegus) February 20, 2011

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beef shower

A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.

We should totally beef shower him to get him back for sleeping with your sister!

by supernaturale April 27, 2009

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Beef Bayonet

The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.

The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

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Wanna beef?

A phrase used to start a fight. Usually after someone else says some thing really offensive to you. It can also be used after someone show aggression to you. Ex. push hit.

Bill: Your mom's a bitch.
Bob: Wanna beef?

by bobmcdoogal February 6, 2012

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