An incredibly beautiful women who looks hot in a Cubs t-shirt who should definitely give Jordan a chance
Friend 1: hey, did you hear about Vivica from tinder?
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
by Most definitely not Jordan September 29, 2021
Get the Vivica from tindermug. by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
Get the Tindermug. Dude, all those women you have been seeing from tinder, they are all skanks - omg, they are tinder skanks.
by profman22 July 16, 2022
Get the tinder skankmug. Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug. by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014
Get the tinder blockmug. conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.
by gato100pelo June 10, 2022
Get the Tinder hygienemug. Swiping left so frequently on the Tinder app that you accidentally swipe left to someone you thought was attractive and instantly regret it.
Person 1: F*ck! Tinder finger!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: They were really hot but I kept swiping left so I swiped the hot person left too. Ugh, can I get them back?
Person 2: Nope...Tinder finger strikes again.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: They were really hot but I kept swiping left so I swiped the hot person left too. Ugh, can I get them back?
Person 2: Nope...Tinder finger strikes again.
by sotheysay December 11, 2014
Get the Tinder Fingermug.