Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.
* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them
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barbed wire rape

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.
Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.
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Texas Train Wire

When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.
Hey babe, wanna Texas Train Wire tonight?
by Jiggledoes-R-US December 11, 2009
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No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.
"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"
by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003
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in just under the wire

When people say "in just under the wire" means that someone did something at the last minute or moment, or something happened at last minute, for example:
" - I'm sorry , i didn't hear my alarm.

- So that's why you came in just under the wire? "
by AxmanaleX February 08, 2023
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Mono-molecular wire

TUNED standard issue equipment.2 microns thick, with a tensile strength of 2.4 tons, this wire is one cylindrical molecule, held togethor by the powerful covalent bonds between atoms.
mono-molecular wire is so thin it is practically invisible to the naked eye. if the wire was moving around 10 miles an hour it could easily go through anything. metal,cars,buildings.
by rockwell13 September 14, 2006
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cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.
"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."
by ?0~ August 24, 2008
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