Ruskie Trombone

Much similar to a Rusty Trombone; however, one of the participants must be Russian OR the act of a Rusty Trombone must be performed in Russia; thus, Ruskie Trombone.

"Dude, did you see that new chick from Moscow? I'd let her give me a Ruskie Trombone, f'sho f'sho."

by TheDavester September 6, 2007

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crusty trombone

The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.

Dude, this saucy ho played the crusty trombone. Ive never felt music like that before!

by NOCrackhead September 21, 2005

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Strawberry Trombone

Jacking a guy off while licking his bloody anus.

Yo Todd, I really enjoyed giving you a Strawberry Trombone last night - yum!

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

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Corporate Trombone

Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.

Me: Hey Sunit.

Sunit: Yeah?

Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!

by JayPee84 October 1, 2010

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sad trombone

Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

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