Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)

John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.

by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.

"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"

by Glarity March 22, 2022

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

The Human Snowman

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body

Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

by ungabunga04 July 1, 2021

snowman powder

A nickname for cocaine. Sounds like it came from a 1980s animated film about fairies.

Guy 1: Dude, I need a fix. Let's go get some snowman powder.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.

by TheRealDickCox November 27, 2010

Snowman

1. The n-word for white people.
2. Word to refer to a white boy from the hood

- Yo n**** !
- Bro I’m white as hell
- Oh my bad then … Waddup Snowman

by Definisseurofgod January 16, 2022

Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.

"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."

by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014