Pug Life

The Life of a Pug Trying to thuggish

Seen that pug trying to live like that Pug Life, but ain’t all about that Shyt

by CrimsonKajun2 March 19, 2022

fuss your pugs

Euphemism. ...to make sexual advances towards a lady that owns said breed of dog

"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "

"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "

"Alrighty then......"

Fuss your pugs......a euphemism

"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "

by Big Kev Dial December 30, 2018

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."

by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025

Pug

Pussy hug or penis hug with the intention to comfort.

Cupping pussy with hands
Cupping penis with hands

As a way to comfort myself. I cup my hands over my pussy and give a pug.

by INJU November 20, 2021

Pug

Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.

The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

saggy pug

Extra fat pug that can not move because his chin sags so much. vastly fat.

Your Mom is like a saggy pug!

by epic waffle December 18, 2013