Paddy

A kid who has a really small penis but says he has a 7 inch cock. He also has a really big ego and thinks he’s gods favorite gift

Look there paddy

Eh he’s nasty and has a tiny cock

by Thebigthotiana October 12, 2019

paddy spec

A medium or large (by European standards) saloon (that's a sedan, for you West Pondians) car with the absolute base level of equipment and trim. Purchased because having a crap larger car is supposedly better than having a well equipped but slightly smaller car. During the 1980s and 1990s major car brands actually produced special de-contented models for the Irish market, due to the very high taxes on cars and the poverty of the country at the time, but Paddy Spec is a 21st century phenomenon by people who should know, and can afford, better. The epitome of Paddy Spec is a base model Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer.

"That Avensis is a piece of shite, it's a Paddy spec"

by paddyspec August 30, 2025

Stat Paddying

To get Warzone wins in bronze lobbies. Extra points for announcing "dub"

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

Paddy

A degenerate who does not contribute to society whatsoever.

"What's up with that goofy ass lookin mac n' cheese guy over there?

"Oh, he's a paddy."

by queergayboisexy January 27, 2019

Paddy’s Luck Buck

A small green slip of paper with a lucky clover drawn on it left by Leprechauns on St Patricks’ day after they have outwitted the Leprechaun Trap laid out by a child. It is a token of appreciate from the Leprechaun for the child’s hard work, but a reminder that Paddy was not caught.

I found a fresh Paddy’s Luck Buck in my trap but he got away. I know he was here because he used my bathroom and took all my gold. I’ll get him next year!

by OleBeardedBear March 17, 2025

Paddy Boy

Derogatory term for Asian male. It is similar to the N-word. It refers to the connection of Asian history and culture with rice paddies

What's up Paddy Boy?

by ahdgeye June 9, 2025

Paddy Field

A folded piece of paper with a cross section like an M which is used as a tool to provide support when rolling joints. The folds can be multiplied to allow several joints to be prepared at once.

Got a long journey ahead, best get out the paddy field.

If you're rolling more than one, why don't you use a paddyfield?

by Luke M January 26, 2006