Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019
Get the Mouse Crackmug. A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.
by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021
Get the Wedding Mousemug. Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.
by Aug dawg November 24, 2013
Get the mouse on a trampmug. A game which involves a weasel and a mouse in which the mouse is on a tether and the weasel must jump to catch the mouse. Extra points for high jumps.
by alexb5 May 17, 2022
Get the Weasel Mousemug. by chelxi May 31, 2021
Get the Meanie Mousemug. by shortgiraffe024 August 31, 2020
Get the Mouse Manmug. When somebody sticks their fist inside a vagina and pulls it out to look around, thus being "daring"
by nyx August 24, 2012
Get the daring mousemug.