Substitute Creature

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011

deviant creature

Another way to say that one is a cross dresser on a Tindr profile.

I'm a deviant creature, If you know what that means. If you are interested in how it feels like to be in the company of a very feminine and passable CD, lemme know!

by TacoJackson August 26, 2017

Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018

Filthy Creature

Micheal Hale

That Micheal Hale cunt, is a filthy creature. He spat on me!

by Unkowna December 14, 2018

Mystical Creatures

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

Creature Studio

A group of morons who sit around yelling at each other trying to be good at games. They have one leader who is annoying and one idiot who is always yelling "KFC manager" into the microphone. This group consists of many people you will love and hate at the same time

Did you see those guys trying to be a Creature Studio? They suck

by Pepdog June 30, 2018

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018