we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality and be what they want to be"

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but everyone else in the world as well.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013

Flag

Get the we, humans, are creatures of habit mug.

Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011

Flag

Get the Hood Land Creature mug.

Substitute Creature

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011

Flag

Get the Substitute Creature mug.

A creature

A creature who has big teeth that stick out and does a weird worm dance then proceeds to stand in the corner of the room and watches you as it plans some allegations against you but be warned it will make other lies up to defeat you it's a scary creature and no this isn't about just one creature this could be millions of creatures like creatures who love bananas and lava lamps or creatures that have large holes or even creatures that have a beeeeep family like hills have.... there are plenty of creatures out there so if your thing is creature please don't get upset this could be about you or even about something else or someone else

A creature that is tall and big and hairy

by Your mum's vibrator March 22, 2023

Flag