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buffer pussy

Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.
Vanessa needs that buffer pussy before sleeping with her ex over Christmas break.
by Vnastysoultrain December 4, 2016
mugGet the buffer pussymug.

Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023
mugGet the Head Buffermug.

gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
mugGet the gobble buffermug.

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
mugGet the butt buffer-zonemug.

donut buffer

While double penetrating a girl you use a donut as a buffer so your balls don't touch each other. glazed donut
Don't forget Dylan, If we use a donut buffer it's not gay. glazed donut
by erox September 20, 2016
mugGet the donut buffermug.

Buffer

Taking a small break from fun activities
Feeling tired, let have a buffer session
by ssdian16 March 19, 2021
mugGet the Buffermug.

buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her
Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.
by That one guy and me July 12, 2010
mugGet the buffer the systemmug.

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