Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.

Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!

by ABN October 5, 2004

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fecal fucker

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.

The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!

by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006

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Campfire Fucker

A Campfire Fucker can be referred to someone who has the audacity to fuck a campfire. If you ever see a Campfire Fucker, make sure to run because you may be next.

"Hey Joe, come over here and make some s'mores with me!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

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Twisted fucker

A person that is messed up in the mind. Prevert.

That twisted fucker. set my clothes on fire.

by SassyGirl21 March 5, 2019

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sick fucker

Doug Keal

sick fucker, 'nuff said

by The Shithouse Phantom July 24, 2014

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goddamn fucker

goddamn fucker one who is not just a fucker a goddamn fucker when fucker and goddamn alone is not enough and strong profanity is acceptable and manners dont matter

dude you stole my money from my candy jar you goddamn fucker

man i did not touch your candy jar and steal your money you goddamn fucker

dude the joke is on you goddamn fucker haha

dude your jokes are at an all time low and are not funny anymore you goddamn fucker

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019

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