shut the fuck up

someone wants you to shut up and stay quiet but you didn't listen so you're reminded to shut the fuck up

"i got 0% on my test, did you know my pet, hey my birthday-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

by joanjett February 10, 2021

Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

fucked up and delusional

It will always be me

I’m fucked up and delusional lmao

by Savage2.6 February 4, 2021

fucked up shiy

when you cant spell fucked up shit

damn i meant to spell fucked up shit, not fucked up shiy

by squints1234 January 29, 2018

fucked up the ass

To insert a penis into a anal cavity

There was this girl I fucked up the ass last night

by Zicorp12345678900987654321 April 25, 2016

FUCKED UP alert

A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.

Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.

Me: So?

Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.

Me: FUCKED UP alert.

by Jay I Am February 8, 2006

fucked up shit

Urinating and covering a dying woman with shaving cream.

Anderson shouted "this is YouTube material" as he urinated on - and later smothered shaving foam over - the victim, an elderly woman who had collapsed near his Hartlepool house.

The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"

by My essence has no names October 2, 2007