by Vitriol July 24, 2006
Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.
Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:
Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.
Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.
Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!
Guys: Yes.
Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?
Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores
Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.
Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.
Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!
Guys: Yes.
Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?
Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores
by IrishLord October 08, 2008
When two men have gay butt sex, so one of them is nice and loose. Then they put there butts together and swap crap in between their butts.
by ooma90 November 15, 2007
A fishing spot where you are either tresspassing, or fishing without a liscense. So when the game warden or property owner shows up you'll need to have on some tennis shoes because you're gonna be running.
"Dont wear them boots boy, We goin to a tennis shoe pond"
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.
by vacazoa September 05, 2023
by Part Sweaty March 07, 2012
The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021
Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!
Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"
by L-STEMP May 02, 2011