Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

Tempo Beating

Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing

Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks

by Anthony Goines July 6, 2022

shirley temple complex

an idea that children get that if they arent perfect they arent worth it. they constantly compare themselves to famous children, i.e. shirley temple, and have a feeling of inadequacy when they dont measure up.

most likely if you can look around and find a young child with self esteem issues, they are suffering from a shirley temple complex.

by thispseudonymsucks January 22, 2014

love temples

The part of the body that is loved and worshipped by another person!

I love your soapy love temples

by Asian_Great_Mate_Persuasion May 21, 2016

lauryn templeton

the definition of cringe; makes you wanna die

Lauryn Templeton just walked in...I can feel you cringing.

by icanfeelyoucringing December 22, 2016

SAUSAGE TEMPLE

A body that likes a lot of Sausage

Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"

by marcowh May 3, 2019

Gillette Templeton

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.

Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"

by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021