Process of blending semen, tea, and vaginal secretions in a womans vagina.
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"
by Lupe's mom's tits February 20, 2008

by Curly cutie May 22, 2017

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger
by flyingslooter July 5, 2010

by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014

by Marucci October 4, 2017

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
by weathereports October 16, 2010
