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luis tea

Process of blending semen, tea, and vaginal secretions in a womans vagina.
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"
"I gave that bitch some Luis Tea"
"I made some Luis Tea in that bitches cooch"
by Lupe's mom's tits February 20, 2008
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Jersey Tea

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger
Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS
by flyingslooter July 5, 2010
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Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.
"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."
by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008
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tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014
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tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person
Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.
by Marucci October 4, 2017
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koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
you're such a koala tea person.
by weathereports October 16, 2010
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