Tanishq

A very hot alpha male with a dick that is at least 12 inches or more.

Raj: Bro I wanna be a Tanishq, but my dick isn't big enough.

by TQ007 March 24, 2019

tatnis

a tattooed penis. a penis with significant body art.

"yo, his tatnis was SO hot, i just wanted to ride it all night long."
"his tatnis was a spiral, making it look like a unicorn horn. hot.

by razrazr March 8, 2006

Chocolate Egg Tennis

When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.

"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."

by Bogbaby June 18, 2009

Camaro tennis

When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.

Those crack dealers won the lotto and then played Camaro Tennis and lost it all.

by Kyle Kman December 10, 2006

tarnished ring

old,junk, or garbage

Gurl i thought u was still goin out wit him!

Gurl bye! He was a tarnished ring.

by iLl Ma March 22, 2006

mens tennis

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing

Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!

by Mandog098 February 5, 2014

Tanish

Tanish is a very sexy guy he keeps things all good and smart in studies every girl wants to fuck with him

Tanish

by Unknown_070 July 18, 2022