Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018

ninny twit

a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants

Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit

by oldvelvet1943 November 5, 2023

twit

Another word for twat, used in mostly British and Irish context. it's the British word for "bitch" and "motherfucker", so next time you hop on discord or skype or whatever just call your friend a "twit"

Guy 1: I just found robbie's OF
Guy 2: Wow! what a twit!

by BobbyButBetter May 15, 2022

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011

twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.

T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking

by teenyj July 7, 2008