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When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.
by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019
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Today

Today is grab yo homies ass day, so go grab that shit
Today is today
by GuyLover42069 March 29, 2022
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Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Today Night

Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.
Hope y’all have fun today night!
by LittleBit1 November 24, 2021
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Today

Today is the day that urbano gets access to legend_epsilon game
today i get access best deay of my life!!
by asifjamsw November 22, 2021
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I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by grootunknown January 2, 2025
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