bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

minecraft bed

the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby

"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"

by sexyalgeriangod September 9, 2019

bed beer

A bed beer is a beer one enjoys while laying in bed.

Hey, you wanna lay down with a bed beer?

by dijonaise4life May 23, 2015

alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities

"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"

by Castro__ March 1, 2010

Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

by schino20 May 31, 2018

bed squees

the squeaking of your bed.

Dude you have the bed squees.

by Lyn Campbell November 29, 2009

emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna on emmas bed while GK is hooking up with katie and hanna

mason wtf man why are you fingering her on emmas bed

by emmajudd April 10, 2021