Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
Get the ninja noisemug. what you say when you fail at life
by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020
Get the inaudible noisesmug. General-Noise is the combined background sound of a bustling place, where individual noises blend together, making it hard to distinguish them. It's common in lively urban environments, adding to the energetic atmosphere. General-Noise represents the overall auditory impression rather than specific sounds.
I am unable to hear you over all this General-Noise.
I love to put on some good General-Noise while I go to sleep.
As I stepped into the bustling city square, the General-Noise of traffic, chatter, and street performers filled my ears.
I love to put on some good General-Noise while I go to sleep.
As I stepped into the bustling city square, the General-Noise of traffic, chatter, and street performers filled my ears.
by ethxnpxres42 July 31, 2023
Get the General-Noisemug. A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".
"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"
"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
by Addyct July 13, 2019
Get the Red Noisemug. The background noise that occurs when one is talking on the phone while riding the Bay Area Rapid Transit system.
by nominalstate October 5, 2012
Get the bartground noisemug. Another way of saying “all those good things you want to hear” while chatting or another way of saying “etc.”
We will be allocating funds to stop global warming which will help with deforestation, pollution and all that good noise.
by Sharkbait456 March 21, 2022
Get the Good noisemug. when the "word on the street" or the hype on investor blogs is the basis for which an investor makes a market trade; when a trade is based on casual speculation rather than on press released information based on substance
by aMat13 April 26, 2011
Get the noise tradingmug.