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Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" an urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, (wanting to do hella drugs, and just being down for any type of crackhead shit
"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia" :
"Sit the fuck down jazz"
by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020
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midnight grip

Go and have a 'midnight grip' over her big ass.
by Jon lennoooooooon September 28, 2013
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Midnight Soup

The end result of a masturbation session; semen.
I guess the only thing left is to go home and make some midnight soup.
by Ron Gunz August 1, 2011
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Midnight Kebab

Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.
Tony : Did you get lucky last night?

Freddie : No I had to nut inside Donna's Midnight Kebab again
by Mills&Boon June 8, 2021
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midnight crisis

when it's midnight and you realise you should start hauling ass to finish your homework
Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades
by proprocrastinator April 17, 2014
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Snickers at Midnight

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.
by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011
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Midnight Owling

1. Akin to being a "night owl", this describes an altered state of being wherein one is rescued from the brink of exhaustion in the waning hours of the evening. This usually happens in the full knowledge that the affected party must be up early the next morning.

2. One's "second wind" utilized during the wee hours of the morning.
I was gonna go to bed early, but I felt my midnight owling comin' on.
by crossbearer4285 June 22, 2010
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