Hebrew Hammer

A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.

"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"

by Jew Power December 5, 2003

j hammer

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.

Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!

by RRCsteve February 26, 2011

squeaky hammer

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her

I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer

by JBOMB February 25, 2006

Floppy Hammer

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.

Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?

by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010

THE BANNER HAMMER

More commonly referred to as the "Ban Hammer" or "BANHAMMER"

Something people on an online forum or game in which people referred to as
noobs run amuck, say to or at such noobs in order to insinuate that they dont deserve to be there and need to be 'banned'(see the wordplay?)

"That noob is freckin annoying, Im in SERIOUS need of THE BANNER HAMMER(ban hammer) right now..."

by Joseph Pine June 19, 2008

hammer of the gods

Synonym for the blues/hard rock band, Led Zeppelin.

Led Zeppelin are known as the "Hammer of the Gods".

by ZepFan1993 July 27, 2003

Shit Hammer

Resulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!

Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer.

by Fruital-Bingo October 16, 2009