The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
Get the Cigarette distancemug. by Sexy Billy October 25, 2017
Get the distance discordmug. When someone looks hot from a distance but when you get close they are almost always a butterface or hat hot or horse faced but that's harder to see from far.
"Oh man I thought that girl was fine but when she got closer she was hottie from a distance."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
by Tarbrow November 27, 2013
Get the hottie from a distancemug. SOCIAL MEDIA:
Not clicking emojis, 'likes' or reply, on the ill considered comments of the angry, uneducated, self absorbed people you discover are in your social circle (especially during a time of crisis).
Not clicking emojis, 'likes' or reply, on the ill considered comments of the angry, uneducated, self absorbed people you discover are in your social circle (especially during a time of crisis).
YOU: "I don't understand all this stock piling, I mean it's ridiculous and so selfish..........I better take 3 please (I have an
elderly mother / my wife told me to get 3 / I only eat wholemeal / what do you mean only 2)"
ME: Social Distancing
elderly mother / my wife told me to get 3 / I only eat wholemeal / what do you mean only 2)"
ME: Social Distancing
by Salop Sense March 20, 2020
Get the Social Distancingmug. Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance,more know as KHDDD,is simply the worst KH game ever made!
Nonsense Story.
Hard As Fuck.
Sora Is Freaking Dumb And OOC.
Nonsense Story.
Hard As Fuck.
Sora Is Freaking Dumb And OOC.
by Zapto January 20, 2017
Get the Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distancemug. The process of removing they socially accepted 6 foot invisible boundary between others, initially put in place to deny transmission of the Covid-19 "Corona Virus".
Chad: I can't wait to get out of the house and be near the bois again!
Jimmy: Yeah hopefully we can get rid of that dumb six foot stigma and do some Social De-Distancing.
Jimmy: Yeah hopefully we can get rid of that dumb six foot stigma and do some Social De-Distancing.
by Justice Won May 4, 2020
Get the Social De-Distancingmug. A humorous nickname for the Toyota Corona, referencing its name in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing. The term plays on the idea of keeping a safe distance, much like the car's name suggests.
Ever since the pandemic started, my friends have been calling my old ride the 'social distancing car' because it's a Toyota Corona!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
Get the social distancing carmug.