Cat

A small, (usually) furry animal that will meow for attention, and when you go to pet it, it will either bite or scratch your hand off. They also bring some funny moments.

Person #1: "Why do you have so many scratches on you?"

Person #2: "Oh, my cat got mad."

by SixTwix January 1, 2020

Cat

Cutest animal in the world.

1. I love cats.
2. Me too.
3. Agreed.
4. Cat lover.
5. Cat cool.
10. Cat is good.
20. Cats = Very Cute
∞. Agreed.

by CztFanatic October 16, 2022

Cat

an animal that cleans itself with its tongue. It has sharp claws. They can be wild or domesticated and they can lower a humans blood pressure by simply petting. In ancient Egypt people used to think their gods came in the form of cats therefore they worshiped them.

My cat likes to chase lizards

by Percy_The_Cat June 6, 2016

Cat

A hairy living thing. That has bad breath. (Yes Aaron i am looking at you.)

Cat aaaaaaron.

by AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHH June 12, 2020

Cat

Funny looking dog abomination

Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog

by OHYEAHDADDY;) November 18, 2020

cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

Cat

A living being which consider themselves superior to others, knock stuff off tables, can suddenly start hating you and purr

Meow (the common used language of a cat)

by the E god May 22, 2019