Mario Power Tennis

Notable for being the first Mario game to depict a terrorist attack.

"OMG in Mario Power Tennis they totly asploded teh stadiam!!!!11"

by Vitriol July 24, 2006

Mario Tennis Whores

Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.

Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores

by IrishLord October 08, 2008

Back door Tennis

When two men have gay butt sex, so one of them is nice and loose. Then they put there butts together and swap crap in between their butts.

Lets go play some back door tennis tonight.

by ooma90 November 15, 2007

Monkey Tennis League

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.

The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.

by Part Sweaty March 07, 2012

Tennis Court Vibes

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.

He was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.

by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021

Tennis Shoe Pond

A fishing spot where you are either tresspassing, or fishing without a liscense. So when the game warden or property owner shows up you'll need to have on some tennis shoes because you're gonna be running.

"Dont wear them boots boy, We goin to a tennis shoe pond"
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.

by vacazoa September 05, 2023

Kentucky Tennis Match

A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.

“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”

by RealKevinHartFan69 January 14, 2019