by pagoatboy May 9, 2003

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.
My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.
by BB5710 December 4, 2012

by Acjadjafjafkafkafkafkafkafkafk November 15, 2020

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise
Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart
Trump: same
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart
Trump: same
by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.
by Goatess February 23, 2011

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.
Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."
Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"
Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."
Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"
by bromp December 18, 2007

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.
Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
by DangoBang November 24, 2011
