oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

hurt and skurt

when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme

Abbie: My girl Lauren was recently a victim of a hurt and skurt.

Miranda: Damn that’s cold.

by Bheadacp April 17, 2021

Smurt

When someone does something thinking they are smart but in reality they are not. It has a distinct UR sound instead of the long R in smart. If pronounced carefully if is hard to distinguish from the actual. Similar to the military's respectful "sir" and disrespectful sur (like cur)

"Wow, that was really smurt using the generic transmission fluid." When the car is in the shop.

by Nemo70 December 10, 2016

snert

an acronym stading for Someone Needing Enlightment Regarding TOS (Terms of Sercvice, rules for using an ISP).

particularly used in gaming forums for those whose purpose is to ruin everyone else's fun by disregarding rules regarding harassment, vulgarity & scrolling, etc.

That snert keeps scrolling so that I cannot see the question the host posted.

by KThunder February 9, 2004

snort job

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.

Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!

by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

snert

An acronym standing for Sexually Needy, Emotionally Retarded Troll.

Used in chat rooms to refer to a particularly obnoxious individual that hits on everyone he sees.

That SNERT just wouldn't take no for an answer.

by Denieinchains August 29, 2005

Snertz

Snertz is a extremely odd creature. It is a creature that smells, never washes, is broke all the time and argues about everything/

Look at that snertz, he just picked up an old cigarette butt and started smoking it.

by draculator September 15, 2004