dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

snarf

someone who farts in the tub and then eats the bubbles as they surface

DId you know johnny eats fart bubbles in the tub? Hes a total snarf

by Fuckface!123 July 9, 2021

Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016