smut butt on a putt putt

(southern U.S.A. slang, non derogatory)An african american (male) riding a motorcycle. Black motorcyclist on a budget, usually older model ragged looking cruiser with loud pipes. Don't race one, the smut butt on a putt putt will usually outrun you.

What was that blur that went by with an awful noise? It was a smut butt on a putt putt.

by FIrepig January 18, 2006

FFS Smuts Backup Palace

Possibly the greatest internet forum on the World Wide Web. A heady mix of music, chat, gossip, nerdiness, fashion, and diabolical intrigue guaranteed to keep you glued to your keyboard for weeks. Run by the fragrant and devastatingly beautiful Smut, the Backup Palace houses such legendary figures as the might Krburg (god of music and porn), Gemma Golightly (always in a happy spliff-induced daze), the guitar uber-geek Phil Fuckmeiknowmystuff (Cool Gang Leader), rock steady Craig (the rock's Rock), Arthur Fat Fingers (forum apple whore), Crimson Dob (the drinking woman's crumpet), the frightening Knobrothtear (faustian nightmare extraordinaire), Hong Kong Jack (flying the flag at the end of the Empire), "Hoops" Dunkin' Duncan (emo maestro), Maccyl "My Arms Are Not Long FFS!" MacCool (long-armed wonder), Bangmycock (Leeds Lothario), Joe Allatsea and Sam Gouldylocks (super nerds!), Le Girl (style maven and super nerd disciple), Shola (FFS!), Gobby "They're not Neu! tho!" Weasel (forum pariah and all-round legend), and Carmine (Legal Eagle). The Backup Palace includes such awe-inspiring sections as the Snootch to the Bootch club (the best downloads on the internet), the truly amazing Babyjib (cor! what a looker!)'s Fashion Boutique, the Geek's Club, Upcoming "what time is everyone getting there ffs?!" Gigs section, and the rubbish anti-Arsenal Zenon's Sports Emporium (run by Zenon who doesn't get a mention here because he is a spud sucker). There are no doubts: truly the greatest Forum in history

An Average Day's Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:

I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)

I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles

by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008

smut snatchin' season or s^3

the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.

During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.

by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009

smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.

"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."

by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 7, 2024

Smut Spiral

When a piece of media, generally written fiction, is mostly non-smut, then when the author eventually adds smut, it begins to overcome the story until it is more smut than anything else.

“Did you like Cherry Blossoms After Winter?”
“Yeah, but there was a big Smut Spiral.”

by Admiral Buttermuffins December 18, 2024

Smut

Reading porn and or detailed sexual scenes in a book.

I read a book with lots of smut on Wattpad at 3am.

by Wattpadreader301 July 17, 2022