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shuffleate

To move or transfer quickly from one place to another. Can also be used as part of a command to break up drunken fights between friends. First uttered by a BAMFfrom a small town in Kansas who was vacationing in South Padre.
Why don't you all just shuffleate back to your rooms?!

I gotta shuffleate to the shitter!!!
by Jon Baca May 21, 2006
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Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"
I love this song! I'm really on a shuffle streak right now.
by Doggelito October 21, 2009
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Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
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Shuffle Breaking

The empowerment of oneself after they break the cycle of the itunes/ipod shuffle.
When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.
by Bintini July 19, 2012
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taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006
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mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009
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Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 15, 2009
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