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shaun the sheep

The sexiest motherfuckin' god to ever grace the universe ever. Has a tight ass shussy (sheep pussy) and gets shagged daily by Wallace and Gromit. His AIDS taste very nice.
Fuck you shaun the sheep you sexy golden fuck and start suffocating on my magnificently sized dong or I'll cut off your cock and balls and fuck you in your makeshift shussy.
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Shaun

Shaun is absolutely the sexiest man alive. He is more than a god, any woman who leaves him should be punished for eternity. People below him consist of the peasants of society, people with common names like Oliver or George. These types of people should worship the Shauns, suck their massive dicks and beg them to share their women around. Shaun is the Alpha male, and has full control of his household, so the woman must stay in the kitchen at all times
Shaun is such a sexy man

Shaun is actually the best

Shaun is looking mega alpha today
by Sexy_nugget_derek March 14, 2023
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Shaun

Shaun is simply the sexiest man alive. He should be worshipped by all, as he is above god. Any woman who chooses to leave a Shaun should be whipped for her wrongdoings, as he is the Alpha male. All of society is below him, especially the common folk with common names like Muhammad, George, Oliver etc
Shaun is so sexy
by Sexy_nugget_derek March 14, 2023
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Shaun and Kaleigh

A once in a lifetime type of love. A love that holds kilig that will never fade. A couple who will always find their way back to one another. No matter the circumstance. A type of love one can only dream of. A man and woman who fell hard and fast the minute they met. A couple who loves one another and will always be there then now and in the future. A relationship built on love, kilig, passion, comedy, and who is working hard on building a trust that neither one can doubt. A couple that struggles to accept that the love is real and will never fade. A strong bond that not one single person has been able to break. A meant to be, mines, all mines, bandit botch, stupid dumAASS, dirty iyanna, walk ‘em down, luvbug, finger in her booty, dreamgirl, old and young, parapelegic, UNFORGETABLE, LOOVVEEE XOXOX
I want that good good, I want that real ish I want that Shaun and Kaleigh type of thang.
by Stupid Botch May 5, 2024
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shaun and Kaleigh

A once in a lifetime type of love. A love that holds kilig that will never fade. A couple who will always find their way back to one another. No matter the circumstance. A type of love one can only dream of. A man and woman who fell hard and fast the minute they met. A couple who loves one another and will always be there then now and in the future. A relationship built on love, kilig, passion, comedy, and who is working hard on building a trust that neither one can doubt. A couple that struggles to accept that the love is real and will never fade. A strong bond that not one single person has been able to break. And my favorite color is Kaleighs butthole. LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU XOXOX
I hope one day I’ll have a love like Shaun and Kaleigh.
by Stupid Botch May 7, 2024
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shaun winter

shaun winter is an alpha sigma male with a huge schlong. shaun is a master of rizz and pulls mad bitches.
bro i want shaun winter so bad
by kanyeismyidol911 February 23, 2024
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Shaun

The sweetest boy, shaun’s have a lot of leng, they are so interesting that they will make your brain have an aneurysm! they have a GirlFriend Named MILLI! and will make your heart sing, they will give you lots of butterflies and overall are the best.
wow milli you have the best shaun”
by Millie,Shaun’s gf March 26, 2024
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