status assassin

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

Stratos

Stratos, a greek guy name. This guy can tend to be mean, rude and disrespectful but in reality he’s just kidding. He’s a guy any girl would want. He has his soft side AND his “idgaf about you” side too. Dont worry, he does care about you he’s just in his own little moment. Dont be scared to tell him how you feel if you like him. Its okay, he’s not a mean person.

Girl (1): “Omg Hannah!!!! I think i like this Stratos guy....”
Girl (2): “what?! Marissa!!! i like him too!!”
Girl (3): “Hannah, Marissa? are you ladies talking about my crush, Stratos?”
Girl (1): “Wait, Layla, you like him too?!!!!”
Girl (3): “GIRLLLLLLLLS!! He’s mine”
All: “ughhhh”

by Nadine Isabella Travis January 20, 2019

Stratos

A European Greek God. Tends to use his "european-ness" to his advantage when wooing women. Not uncommon for a Stratos to display hairy chest, designer duds, and man bags. What he lacks in intelligence he more than makes up for in suave-ness.

Look at that damn stratos at the bar getting all those digits!

by akg45 October 24, 2005

Stalker Status

Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.

S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.

Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*

by CJ Fizz May 16, 2008

facebook status

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

by newsvava February 10, 2009

social status

Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.

Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.

What's your social status?

by Atotrf February 13, 2008

Facebook Status Hiatus

As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.

I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!

by KaHiFa July 7, 2009