A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
Get the status masterbation mug.A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.
These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!
by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016
Get the Status Quo Bro mug.A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
Get the status bro mug.On Face Book, one who posts an offensive status, then immediately logs off, so as to not have to face up to his or her imflamatory jabs.
"Dan's status on Face Book says, 'Dan thinks Republicans are a-holes'then logged off so I can't call him out on IM. What a freakin' status sniper!"
by T-veezle March 2, 2009
Get the Status Sniper mug.Boy: Did you watch "Amercia's Best Dance Crew" last night.
Girl: Yeah, I think Status Quo is the best crew and E-knock is so sexy.
Girl: Yeah, I think Status Quo is the best crew and E-knock is so sexy.
by RayRay Blank March 13, 2008
Get the STATUS QUO mug.A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.
Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?
Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.
Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.
by Pavelboca June 4, 2009
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by jelani913 June 17, 2009
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