Turkey Squirts

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

by BustaNutz January 31, 2009

Nacho Squirt

A sexual fetish in which a man dips his penis into nacho sauce then has vaginal intercourse with a woman. The man ejaculates inside of the woman, the semen and nacho sauce mixture is then squirted from the woman's vagina into either person's mouth and then consumed (usually the man consumes the squirted mixture)

I gave that girl an extra spicy nacho squirt last night.

by DassBoot April 13, 2009

Squirt and Dirt

The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily.

Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!

by masterofburns November 25, 2007

hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

Jungle Squirts

Severe Diarrhea! Symptoms include: crippling gas pains, uncontrollable farting attacks, bubble guts, butthole spasms, and BLOWOUT diarrhea! A toilet must be closeby.

I am going to have the jungle squirts from eating the 5 orders of nachos we just ate.

by Nickipicki July 26, 2010

squirt

you a rat or you a virgin

My nigga you a squirt son

by ali jon camaro March 22, 2009

Duck Squirt

To fart but have watery shit come out of your ass and dribble down your leg. (Not to be confused with sharting)

I duck squirted when i had to much to drink.

by eli130 September 9, 2009