Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Suffragetti Spaghetti

What you will turn ‘Emily’ into if she talks about feminism one more fucking time

*You click on ✨Emily✨‘s story

Story: Omgggg why can’t men and woman just be equal...
You: Holy shit if she talks about equality one more time, i’m gonna turn her into Suffragetti Spaghetti

by Jonahquai April 11, 2021

Spaghetti Cuck

Somebody who likes to watch other people eat their spaghetti

That guy Tyler is a spaghetti cuck

by SlipperyBear February 2, 2018

Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.

"You are my jolly spaghetti."
"I want you to be my Jolly spaghetti."

by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

warm spaghetti

Basiclly just the same as cool beans, meaning that something is ok

Hey mate i've got ur money

Warm spaghetti mate

by woofshoe July 23, 2012