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Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
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screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.
by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016
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Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm
Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
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Privacy-Screen

A commonly used office device for your computer screen. Initially used for "privacy". Now more commonly used to goof off at work without having to worry as much about shoulder surfers or your boss checking what your working on.
My job has been so stressful lately, but now that I got this new privacy-screen I don't have to 'look' busy all day. It's great!
by warcraftwoman August 2, 2010
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Squad screening

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country
Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…
by ZoëK October 31, 2023
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Screen banger

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure
dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger
by bigbuttballer69 October 3, 2011
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