arse sand

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point

Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Sand Ket

A strain of ketamine you will beg to get more of, sold only by "The shit" of colchester fame and known to kill a man with 1 bump. LD50 of 3mg

person 1:yo im gonna take a slug of this sand ket
person 2:you are on the a train to deji flip city

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

Sanded Dowel

a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.

She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.

by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021

Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.

Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.

by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.

Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!

by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011