When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.
The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.
by SurlyFurious November 9, 2021
A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.
by Kazotsky March 14, 2018
Person 1:"Ahh man, i have some major üroblemes!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"
by üüüäääööö February 20, 2019
jack sparrow is a rum guzzler.
by captin jack sperra February 27, 2017
A female version of "whisky dick". When a female drinks too much and is unable to be sexually stimulated.
by wwastfriends June 16, 2017
by emTINGS July 24, 2019
Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.
by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020