absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants
by bobby5t1 January 26, 2021
Get the robertmug. The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.
What's not to love about Robert?
by reggiereg February 4, 2010
Get the ROBERTmug. A guy with a huge wiener he’s a chick magnet he’s tall and hot and has a chad personality he prob gets invited first to all the parties and gets straight As on all his classes
a truly perfect individual
a truly perfect individual
girl: omg jessica is that robert
jessica: yes it’s him he fingerblasted my pussy and it was sooooo good
girl: omg i wish he’d do that to me too
jessica: yes it’s him he fingerblasted my pussy and it was sooooo good
girl: omg i wish he’d do that to me too
by Verbtheserf January 17, 2022
Get the robertmug. Just an absolute top bloke. Most famous for slaying flatties and shredding fatties. Known as a literal god to some, known as the second coming of Jesus Christ to others. A pest to both blokes and Liptons Peach Ice Tea.
Her: I just caught some fattie flatties
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty
by SindromNobba June 8, 2021
Get the Will robertsmug. 1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 6, 2009
Get the robertmug. someone who likes car so much that he would probably marry his dream car.
these people also like to have sex with there cars
these people also like to have sex with there cars
by mr.hakerman October 9, 2020
Get the robertmug.