Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.

-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

Ruben Ses

Sus Lover.
Likes kissin' men.
Plays Fortnite all day.
Piaggio Ciao two stroke turbo aspirated.
Has a home made gym, that is unused.
Fastest gunslinger in the far west.
Ejaculates in 10 sec watchin' twerking videos.

A: You're a Ruben Ses! Shame on u!
B: Fr.

by NoBallsNoDick June 8, 2022

ruben

my boyfriend who i love and i’ll die for his nyash

i’m a nyash warrior for rubens nyash

by im1011 July 1, 2022

Ruben geerman

Ruben Geerman is also known as the Ableton king or the closer of computers. Ruben can also be used as closing. Ruben is also married to Blake walker and Matthew bussa.

Hey John can you Ruben geerman your computer for a moment?

by Amongler July 2, 2022

Ruben

chad.

You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.

by qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp October 24, 2022