A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
by me aka tommy March 9, 2010
Get the Professor Dickscrape mug.Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.
Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)
Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)
Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"
"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."
"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."
"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010
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When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.
by Dax420 September 11, 2012
Get the Protest Salad mug.1. A men's style of dress that strikes a balance between casual and dressy and is decidedly classic, understated and non-trendy. It usually includes some combination of the following:
- a tweed, houndstooth or camelhair jacket; a long raincoat worn over one of the former
- a chunky wool sweater, preferably made in the british isles
- a wool turtleneck
- plaid slacks, corduroy pants, jeans
- dress shoes or boots
Can be complimented by glasses and/or a restrained jewfro. One does not need to be a professor to embrace this style, and it is usually more effective in garnering compliments if worn by someone who is not a professor. The look is an homage to Donald Sutherland's style in many of his 70s film roles including Klute and Don't Look Back.
- a tweed, houndstooth or camelhair jacket; a long raincoat worn over one of the former
- a chunky wool sweater, preferably made in the british isles
- a wool turtleneck
- plaid slacks, corduroy pants, jeans
- dress shoes or boots
Can be complimented by glasses and/or a restrained jewfro. One does not need to be a professor to embrace this style, and it is usually more effective in garnering compliments if worn by someone who is not a professor. The look is an homage to Donald Sutherland's style in many of his 70s film roles including Klute and Don't Look Back.
WOMAN: "With so many little beard-boys here tonight, it sure is nice to see a gentleman in professorial chic. Maybe sometime you can teach me a lesson..."
MAN: "Later, at my place."
MAN: "Later, at my place."
by Waddy Wendell January 16, 2014
Get the professorial chic mug.When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.
Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet
Woman; how can you tell?
Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed
Woman; how can you tell?
Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed
by Tree trunks June 24, 2014
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'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
by Fcuk You September 20, 2014
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