primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

prime acree

sexy motorcycle

Person1: "I want to bang Prime Acree so badd"
person2: "you want to fuck a fucking motorcycle?"

by soundwave's bitch July 22, 2023

minos prime

a boss in the game ULTRAKILL that makes you sound insane when you talk about him.

guy1: so minos prime was almost dead, then he did his "prepare thyself" attack and i died.
guy2: what the fuck is a minos prime?

by thiswontmakesense June 4, 2023

prime of life

Prime of life is the mature adulthood, perhaps between 35 and 45.

Astronauts are usually chosen from people who are in the prime of life.

by harryangstrom March 25, 2017

Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012

Thotimus Prime

The leader of all the thots(that hoe over there); she knows anything and everything about you or your friends. i'd be careful if i was you if you get close to her you might turn into a thot. Don't question this she is the leader of all thots she is capable of lot of shit.

if you're looking for a one night stand go to Thotimus Prime she'll hook you up.

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018

Primed Up

When you’re getting yourself ready to do something. Usually pre-gaming for activities, rather it’s to go out or for a sexual performance.

I be Primed Up off that Hennessy, ready to get active!!

by Thesenutzonyochin July 24, 2020