primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

Prime Hydration

You’ve probably heard of Prime Hydration before.. it can be a hydration drink or energy drink that KSI and Logan Paul worked on “so hard”.

Dude 1: Hey man, have u heard of this new thingy called “Prime Hydration”?
Dude 2: Yeah.
Dude 1: How does it taste?
Dude 2: LIKE MY FUCKING BALLS

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012

prime of life

Prime of life is the mature adulthood, perhaps between 35 and 45.

Astronauts are usually chosen from people who are in the prime of life.

by harryangstrom March 25, 2017

Prime Meridian

The 0 degree meridian that runs through Greenwich, England

Little Jimmy labeled the Prime Meridian wrong on his geography test.

by SquishyJello622 March 25, 2017

prime white

When in a game of pool or snooker the white ball will go in if a pot is attempted.

Chris: "that shot's prime white"

Ben: "yeah maybe"

by pool.man.reid August 17, 2008

Twattimus Prime

Prime Grade Twat.

I fucked Cassandra last night and she has some Twattimus Prime.

by TheRealCuhhhh August 15, 2019