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Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
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press fuck

To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.
Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.
by Redraven88 March 8, 2017
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tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press
by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017
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Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
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Bench Press

A weighted movement and one of the 3 powerlifts, the trainee, while lying on a bench, lowers a weighted barbell or dumbbells to the chest and then presses the weight back to the starting position. This lift is good for developing and strengthening the pectoral (chest) muscles, the tricep muscles and the anterior deltoid (front shoulder) muscle
The Bench Press is by far the best compound exercise to develop a the upper body
by American Powerbuilder February 8, 2022
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Christen Press

Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath

Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile
That's such a Christen Press thing to do
by Preather August 1, 2022
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Korean Press

Pressing one's lips in a tight circular pucker while chewing food. A technique used by Mukbangers during a Mukbang video in an attempt to keep large quantities of food within the mouth. Any race/nationality can do the Korean Press; called thus because the origin of the Mukbang is Korean.
I love watching Sas ASMR! She does a perfect Korean Press!
by Rainalot_ November 16, 2019
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