Premature transmission

It's when you hit send before you proofread your work.
Applies to texting, e-mail, instant messaging.

A premature transmission can ruin good intercourse (meaning dialogue - of course) between two (or more) parties.

by majikman December 10, 2010

Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

by Tet428 March 24, 2008

premature echoculation

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand

That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.

A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.

by mrfarenheit6969 July 10, 2011

premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.

I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.

by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010

Premature Congratulator

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

by Siorse House December 23, 2005

Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 8, 2009