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Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
by Bragolub April 16, 2009
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presence

Anytime China and Canada meet in the same room over some type of material involving war.
It was presence when JT and CT entered the room yo.
by theambasodortou May 18, 2010
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presence

BEING ABLE TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE BEYOND WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL OR EVEN NATURAL. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A 6INCH GIRTHY COCK THINK HIS DICK IS INSIDE A PRINGLES CAN WITH YOUR ASS.
MY FRIEND WIL HAS A LOT OF PRESENCE
by COCKMOGUL5000 June 21, 2016
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Pretend-A-Girl

A person (male or female) that dresses up like a girl or a girl they know.
Person 1- I think that guys a pretend-a-girl.

Person 2- nah, he isnt i saw him make-out with a girl at a party.
by ssy November 14, 2009
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Pretend to M

A girl (usually teenage or early 20's) who self-diagnoses a gender identity disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pronouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking cock after about 6 months.
Rae: 'I haven't seen Jake in a while, what happened to him?'

Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'

Rae: 'Pretend to M?'

Kris: 'Yup.'
by TheClaire December 1, 2009
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pretend to be two other guys

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.
Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.
by Mejon August 6, 2010
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Preensor

Preensor is a little boss dick
by Bo vicerr November 4, 2010
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