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Kooper Pooper

Leaving a girls house butt naked through the window mid root because her mom came home.
I was at Megan’s house the other day and I had to pull a total Kooper Pooper.
by I poop in lakes March 1, 2022
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pooned

Official Pooned F.A.Q.

:Contents:
1.0 Introduction
1.1 The history of pooned
1.2 The evolution of pooned
2.0 Useage of pooned
2.1 Examples
3.0 Conclusion

1.0
:Introduction:

Welcome to the Pooned F.A.Q. the aim of this F.A.Q. is to educate and inform people who know nothing of the greatness that is pooned (this could be someone you know, maybe even yourself!) but also clear up any misconceptions or confusion the reader might have.

1.1
:The History of Pooned:

This like any other story worth telling is set in a university. Yet this one involves no road trip of large proportions or mildly amusing one liners about someones mother. To make my life easier it will be translated into faux IRC logs.
Fluffball: Pooned!
PLEX: WTF?
Fluffball: You know like owned.
Roobar: lol bestest!

(This is not an accurate recreation of the birth of pooned however it is better than the recreations that Unsolved mysteries would have made.)

From this day onward the word pooned slowly grew in popularity even spilling over into everyday conversations about the arts, the weather and astrophysics.

1.2
:The Evolution of Pooned:

Pooned bacame so popular that it required its own slang term. So Pooned was given a little brother/sister (it depends on the day), pooneded. Pooneded was lacking in the syntactical corectness more than pooned itself so it never really stuck quite like pooned did, but if you're lucky on an especially pooned day you may hear someone use it.

2.0
:Useage of Pooned:

Pooned is a rather useful word.
If you claim victory over an opponet, you have pooned them.
If something bad happens to you or someone eles that parson is pooned.
If you plan to perform a great deed you are about to poon something.
If you happened to be bored and want to liven up the conversation, proclaim loudly and prouldy "POONED" at the top of your lungs. It's bound to fix anything that is wrong with the party, dinner, wedding, staff meeting, dole queue, funeral or other gathering.

2.1
:Examples:

Please see the example section below.
But because this woudn't be much of an example section without it here's another one.
PLEX: I got totally pooned at work today. Also, I forgot to burn your DVD off Roobar.
Roobar: ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

3.0
:Conclusion:

Now you know all there is to know about the basics of the word pooned. If you have some kind of a problem with it and you're not a headless chicken then you must be some kind of an asssss.
The End thankyou and goodnight.
person 1: I was at work the other day, right?

person 2: you mean that one at the supermarket?

person 1: No the other one, so yeah, some moron kid kicked me in the balls. I tried to dodge matrix style but it was some kind of patriot foot that kid had.

Person 2: POONED!

Person 3: You got pooned!

Person 1: Pooned indeed.

Person 4: Pooned! Pooned!
by Straylight November 6, 2004
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pooper

THE POOPER IS CLOSED DUE TO MUDKIPZ

(This sentence is here to avoid the 'too many capital letters' problem.)
by Epic Fail Girl October 23, 2007
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Up The Pooper

to engage in giving or taking up it the arse
also to insert stuff up there too.
Guy1: hey did you know that Jadan's gay?

Guy2: yeah i heard he's into sucking dudes off before school.

Guy3: I hear he takes it wet and sloppy up the pooper!
by PieMast3r March 9, 2010
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pooperazzi

noun)

Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that silly pooperazzi Hunter is the best!!!
by JMoneyMad August 30, 2011
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sweet pooper

a nice ass, a swell behind, a fine end
That chick's got a sweet pooper!
by Jeff = Lionel Hutz April 3, 2006
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Out Of The Closet Pooper

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!
by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006
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