Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

pitch

In aerospace engineering, an axis of the spacecraft that is a loner, not interacting with the other axes.

Is the pitch response coupling into the other dynamics?
Not to first order. Pitch is pitch.

by dorkoftorque August 6, 2017

pitch point

A dance point, move or a lyric phrase which a song is revolving around.

Andy: 🎶Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito🎶
TWTR/@neptos: Dude! Now you are stuck on that pitch point!

by neptos June 23, 2017

PAL pitch

The increased pitch of music or audio using the PAL standard by speeding up the video from 24 FPS to 25

I liked the song more in PAL pitch than its normal pitch.

by ViatorNL July 8, 2025

Pitching It

A term used to degrade or insult someone.

Have you seen Katie trying to impress Cole?

Yeah, she's really pitching it

by TheSittingGoose July 31, 2025