penal colony

A colony full of penisuses.

Man, it must suck being sent to a penal colony as a straight dude.

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

Penal Colony

Ye Olde term for a group of penii that have been Castrated from their original hosts.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.

Democratic Wanksta 1-"Ahhhhh shit the Penal Colony is Coming"
1337 H4xx0r-"Meh?"

by Deus_ExPimp July 25, 2003

penal combustion

The undelightful mishap which happens during creamation where your Penicular organ combusts, or explodifies.

I was about to have the greatest sex, until i had a penal combustion

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

Penal Pliers

A tool used to sexually pleasure men via urethra insertion.

Sam inserted the penal pliers and cried with bliss as his semen slide stretched.

by Circle Jerker November 27, 2004

Penal

The other white meat.

Penal: A.K.A. Reverse term for vaginal.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

PennaHoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, when a player scores 5 negative hoss' in a row, a PennaHoss is declared and that player automatically loses the match.

You have committed PennaHoss!! You Lose!!

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

Penaldo

Is a has been Portuguese wash off and a penalty goal opportunists cry baby who can only score spot kick goals, failed to win world cup and decided to become an Instagram model who now plays at Camel League in Saudi Arabia.

John: What's the other name for a goal waiter?
Sam: Penaldo.

by Rolando Can't Win WORLD CUP March 25, 2023